Friday, September 19, 2014

NFL Bad Boys

Miami takes down Tom Brady!  The Vikings crush the Rams!   The Cardinals are on top of NFC West, above the 49ers!  The Bills are on top of AFC East, while the Patriots are on the bottom!  The Texans are 2-0, and on top of AFC South!  Luther Bliss to Teddy Roosevelt: “This is Kentucky, sir.  Everything is topsy turvy.”  I want to see how this season develops, if only out of morbid curiosity. 
            Well, I did… until this Adrian Peterson thing blew up.  Who knew what was going on?   On the Vikings site, the fans all charged immediately into “DUMP HIM IMMEDIATELY” mode.  Only a few said things like “let’s wait to see how this pans out,” or “innocent until proven guilty.”  Charles Barkley offered his predictably “out of the box”/”I don’t care what anyone else thinks” support for AP’s behavior.  As with Donald Sterling, I’m baffled as to why off-field behavior which doesn’t result in the athlete locked up pending the trial, will still result in a suspension or deactivation.  I can understand if a bank employee is accused of embezzlement – something directly related to his job – they would suspend the person pending the investigation.  But switching his kid in Texas doesn’t seem to bear any connection with running a football in a game. 
            For that matter, neither does punching your wife in a hotel elevator.  In Ray Rice’s case, the incident took place in February 2014, the couple later reconciled, they’re married now, and the local prosecutor’s office already made the determination not to press charges.   I’m not aware that their CURRENT relationship is abusive.  If it was one incident which was resolved at the time – however shocking it might have been – there is really no practical relevance to bringing this up now.  As Mrs. Rice herself complained, it just embarrasses both of them and costs her husband his job, without protecting her.   Ruining their lives and livelihood is a big price to pay simply so the rest of us can feel morally self-righteous. 
            Imagine, on your two week vacation, you go to Las Vegas.  Something happens.  Maybe not a corpse or a missing person, but something which results in a criminal charge against you, though it’s later dropped and you don’t even serve a day in jail; you hired a local attorney who resolved the matter without so much as a single court appearance on your part.  You return home, go back to your job.   Then the s**t hits the fan.   Your boss finds out.   Although the incident had no bearing on your job, your boss still decides to fire you because of “what happened in Vegas.” 
            From what I can tell, the logic behind suspending or releasing a player for off-field behavior which does not otherwise compromise his ability to play (e.g. Aaron Hernandez locked up pending a murder trial, or Michael Vick going to prison) is that athletes are celebrities and public figures, and that sporting events are public events.  The games are not conducted at fields away from public scrutiny, with the results simply posted after the fact for fans to know about. 
            Therefore the public has some expectations as to the character of the athletes that they watch playing.  Will the fans still come to the games, or watch them on TV or cable, if the team includes wife beaters or child abusers?  Will they still drink Budweiser if the brewery continues to sponsor a league with such players in it?  Are we, as fans, prepared to overlook the player’s off-field screw-ups if they produce sufficiently impressive results on the field?  Is the league’s potentially most explosive QB, running back, or wide receiver currently sitting on death row or in a maximum security prison as we speak?  Ironically, the Oakland Raiders are one of the cleaner teams in the league, but all teams seem to have some misbehaving athletes.  And this problem occurs in other professional sports as well. 
            Look at Michael Vick.  In 2007 his Falcons career took a nosedive in his dogfight scandal, he served 21 months in prison.  Yet he served his time, reformed, and is back in the NFL today. 
            If you indefinitely suspend any player facing any sort of criminal charges, even if they remain out on bail or can resolve the charges without interfering with their availability to play for the team (e.g. plead the case down to a lesser charge, suspended jail sentence, probation, etc), that will substantially deplete the available personnel in the NFL.  At any given point, SOME NFL player has a criminal charge pending against him.  DUI seems to be the most common, plus drug-related charges, or Plaxico Burress’ gun-related incident.  
            And consider this.  At the risk of sounding overly complacent or “boys will be boys”, this is a rough, full contact sport.  A certain aggressive spirit is necessary to play the game.  If we winnow out all the players with any aggressive impulses, we might compromise the intensity of the game.  Imagine an NFL where 100% of the players are meek angels with absolutely clean criminal records.  A whole load of Tim Tebows.  That may not hurt at the QB position – most of them, aside from Big Ben, seem to behave themselves – but the rest of the positions will suffer to some extent.  Are the fans somewhat inconsistent on this:  we want a good game, but we aren’t willing to tolerate the type of players necessarily to give us that game, vs. “yeah, he’s a punk, but he’s OUR punk!”? Only domestic and dog abuse, though, rises to the level where the fans morph into the angry villagers in a Frankenstein movie, wielding torches and pitchforks and seeking to drive the offending player out of town, tarred and feathered.
            Before we go any further, let me clarify one issue.  Not even Adrian Peterson’s defenders argue that he should be immune to criminal prosecution simply because he’s such a great running back.  To my knowledge, no one is claiming that professional athletes should be held to a lesser standard, let alone granted immunity.  If an ordinary person would be released on bail, merit probation, a first offender program, or a suspended sentence – fairly common accommodations which keep the defendant out of jail – then there’s no reason why a professional athlete shouldn’t deserve the same clemency. 
            However, if the offense took place in the town where the athlete plays, common sense indicates that a local prosecutor who refused to let a player go out on bail, jeopardizing his team’s chances for that season, might face some challenges when re-election came up.  Then again, the same overwhelming fan reaction to “dump him NOW!” should protect the local DA from political repercussions.  If I had to place bets on the Atlantic County, NJ prosecutor’s NFL allegiance, I’d say he’s in Eagles territory, while the Ravens are in a completely different conference.  I’m curious as to whether a Minnesota prosecutor would handle Peterson’s case differently than the Texas guy running the show now, or a prosecutor in Green Bay, Detroit or Chicago, for that matter.   Here’s some free legal advice to NFL players (worth what you pay for it, right?): be VERY careful what you do when you’re in enemy territory.
            Anyhow.  
            In all fairness, there are plenty of running backs who don’t switch their kids or punch their wives.  Maybe we should “clean house” once and for all – and see what happens.  Try a zero tolerance policy, suspend ALL these players for this season, and see what happens. 

            With morbid curiosity, of course.

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