I recently finished watching “Twin Peaks”, and then
re-watched “The Doors”. I have “Dune”
and “Blue Velvet” on DVD. I thought I’d
seen the last of Kyle MacLachlan until I started watching “Portlandia” and
discovered that he plays the Mayor, just as clueless as everyone else. Fortunately.
He must have the same idea as Shatner, who told his agent,
“put me in as many shows and movies as you can.
I’ll do anything if they pay me.”
Here are what I consider his most memorable roles; for the complete
list, consult IMDB.
Dune (Paul
Atreides). For some reason this film
gets lots of flak, but I like it. David
Lynch really makes it strange and compelling with his “Twin Peaks” touch. Another group took a shot at doing “Dune” as
a sci-fi miniseries much later and I couldn’t endure more than 5 seconds of
it. To me, this is the definitive
version, never mind what Frank Herbert says.
In addition to KM’s first role, this also has Jurgen Prochnow, Patrick
Stewart, Sean Young, Max von Sydow, and STING (!!!) as Feyd-Rautha
Harkonnen.
Blue
Velvet (Jeffrey Beaumont).
Another weird film by David Lynch.
Laura Dern, Isabella Rossellini, and the incomparable Dennis Hopper as
the psycho bad-ass. This was the first
film I ever saw him in, so I had to adjust to seeing him in “Easy Rider”. The odd thing about this film is that I
couldn’t figure out if it took place in the 50s or in a small town so backwards
and stunted that it was in the present but looked like it was in the 50s. Anyhow.
Messed up, but worth seeing once.
I think I first saw this as a midnight movie at the Hoff Theater at
University of Maryland, College Park.
Twin
Peaks (Agent Dale Cooper).
If he does nothing else, he’ll be known for this role. And it’s back for another season (#3) on
Showtime. I could do without his
incessant coffee compliments, but hopefully we’ll see what really happened to
Cooper.
The
Doors (Ray Manzarek).
This time it’s Oliver Stone instead of David Lynch – imagine what the latter
would have done with this subject. With
Val Kilmer being over the top as Morrison, everyone else is in his shadow (i.e.
Frank Whaley as Robby Krieger, Kevin Dillon as John Dennsmore, and Meg Ryan as
Pamela Courson). I’d say he did a decent
job without being superlative or particularly memorable: Manzarek as the anchor of stability and wisdom
to Morrison’s chaos and pathos, better able to do so than Krieger or Dennsmore. The Doors could not work without Manzarek,
regardless of how much they relied upon Morrison for the substance of their
music – Apollo to Morrison’s Dionysus, Spock to Morrison’s Kirk. I still haven’t seen any evidence that Morrison
was anything but a conceited, self-centered jerk – however, with the notable
exception that he resisted offers to establish a solo band and remained
faithful to his comrades. Arguably that
balances out his excesses. (Discuss.)
Sex
& the City AND
Desperate Housewives. Remarkably,
he was in BOTH of these. In “Sex” he was
Charlotte’s (Kim Davis) quasi-impotent husband.
I say “quasi” because it seems they lifted David Cassidy’s preferences
to use here. When Cassidy was asked why
he never dated Susan Dey (who played Laurie Partridge), he responded that “she
was too innocent: she lacked that slutty quality I was looking for in girls at
the time.” In “DH”, he was Bree’s second
husband, Orson Hodge, which was a whole different mess.
Portlandia.
Mayor of Portland. Just as clueless and
dippy as any of Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein’s characters. Here his context is to constantly be in
competition with Seattle. Imagine Agent
Cooper retired and became mayor of Portland.
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