Friday, July 30, 2021

Baseball

 


I mentioned this back in 2011, in a blog about lots of different sports, for which I devoted a paragraph to baseball.   Attending quite a few games in the recent past, an update may be in order.

 First off, I never attended a baseball game as a kid, back when the Orioles were playing in the prior stadium.  My family weren’t big on sports.  No Redskins games at RFK, nor any Bullets games at the Cap Centre (RIP).  We may have seen one hockey game there, the Caps vs. the Colorado Rockies. 

 A few years ago my buddy Dave and I saw the Orioles play against the Yankees at Yankee Stadium.  We were up high and behind home plate.  I recall we had a good time, but Dave felt the PA was a bit loud – “Abu Gharib level”. 

 More recently my brother has tickets to the Washington Nationals, whose stadium, brand new, is in Southwest DC near the Navy Yard, a few blocks away from the War College.  We saw at least one World Series game vs. the Astros, but the final game was in Houston – which we still watched, with everyone else, at the Nats stadium.   Lately I’ve been attending more of the current season games, and his seats are well situated, upper deck over by third base.  You get a good view of the field and you’re high enough up that the fans are less inclined to verbalize their thoughts and comments, incessantly so, to the players down below. 

 Last weekend we saw the Nats play the Orioles at Camden Yards.  We had been to Hammerjacks twice, then M&T Bank Stadium next door for the Metallica concert in May 2017, but never to Camden Yards.  A good experience, except for a heckler right behind us, a Nats fan, who would NOT SHUT UP.  You know, the kind of guy overly impressed with his own wit and verbosity, the kind of asshole who can’t enjoy the game without ruining the whole experience for everyone else around him.  At a concert this would be the 6’5” jackass who insists on standing front and center, blocking everyone else’s view and insisting that he has the right to stand wherever he wants.  Or the mosher who wants to smash into everyone else instead of watching the band itself. 

 I found the food at Nats Stadium to be aggressively bland, like deliberately bad and overpriced as “the experience”.  The pizza at Camden Yards was good, and it’s hard to screw up a bottle of Pepsi.  I suppose the “CHARGE!” and “MAKE SOME NOISE!” exhortations to the crowd are less objectionable elements of the experience.

 Race!  The Nats have four mascot-type “Presidents” with oversized heads race against each other. They seem to be George Washington (#1), Thomas Jefferson (#3), Abraham Lincoln (#16) and Theodore Roosevelt (#26).  For the Nats I would recommend they use the full range of 45 Presidents racing against each other.  Hell, have Grover Cleveland (#22) race against himself (#24).  Come on, pick some more obscure or oddball presidents for the race.  William Henry Harrison vs. his grandson Benjamin Harrison!  John Adams vs. his son John Quincy Adams!  George H.W. Bush vs. GWB!  Andrew Johnson vs. Lyndon Johnson!  Kennedy vs. Nixon!  Gerald Ford and Joe Biden stumbling after each other!  FDR in a wheel chair!   Have Alec Baldwin play Millard Fillmore – or Trump.  I’m sure that will push his buttons. 

 Impressions.  We all know how the game works, so here are my little tidbits.

1.         Time.  Football, basketball, hockey and soccer are all timed.  Aside from overtime, you know when the game will end.  NFL games last 3 hours, except for the Superb Bowl, which lasts 4, due to that halftime nonsense no one really cares about.  But baseball goes by innings.  It’s not over until the ninth inning – or extra innings if the game is tied.  Again, even when timed games go into overtime, the overtime is timed… know what I’m saying?  We saw the England vs. Italy game go to penalty kicks. 

2.         Ninth inning.  I was intrigued by this.  If the team at bat in the top of the inning finishes the ninth still losing, the game ends there.  If the team at bat in the bottom of the inning scores so much as one run more than the other team in the bottom of the ninth, the game ends there.

 3.        Fouls as strikes.  Here’s what really annoys me.  Fouls count as strikes, but not as the THIRD strike.  This means the batter can literally hit as many foul balls as he likes.   I’d rather speed the game up by allowing a foul ball to cause a strikeout.

4.         Scoring on defense.  Basketball, hockey and soccer don’t really have offense and defense; whichever team happens to have possession is on offense.  In football, a fumble or interception, especially when the team on offense is way back on its own side of the field, can be run in for a touchdown.  With baseball, there’s no way for the team on the field to score.  Its best case scenario is strikeouts or fly balls.  But we still have to wait for all those damn foul balls.

 As an adult, I haven’t played any baseball.  As a kid, we played in the youth leagues in Gaithersburg, which uses a pitching machine which put the ball straight across the plate.  Not sure I recall any batters being hit or walked.   More fun, though, was the Intellivision baseball game.  

Friday, July 23, 2021

Kevin Smith

 


By now I’ve seen all of Kevin Smith’s films, starting with “Clerks”. 

 Clerks (1994).  Shot in black & white, somewhere near Red Bank, New Jersey, which is east central Jersey not far away from Sandy Hook.   Dante (Brian O’Halloran) has to open the quickie mart on a day he’d normally have off, because another employee either quit or called in sick, prompting Dante’s persistent gripe of “I’m even supposed to BE HERE today”.  His buddy Randall (Jeff Anderson) runs the video rental store next door, stocked full of VHS tapes – remember those? – including a fairly wide selection of obscure and exotic porn titles.  Outside Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith himself) sell dope, although, true to his name, Silent Bob says nothing and Jay does enough talking for the two of them.

 Not much happens, aside from Dante’s ex-GF hooking up with a stranger under highly unpleasant circumstances.  

 Mallrats (1995).  Now in color, taking place in a NJ mall (though actually filmed in Minnesota).  Jay & Silent Bob are back, but the main characters are TS (Jeremy London), Brodie (Jason Lee), and Shannon (Ben Affleck).  Shannon Doherty is in here too.  There’s a Truth or Date “The Dating Show” game show at the mall at the end. 

 Chasing Amy (1997).  Clueless guy Holden (Ben Affleck) chases after average looking girl, Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams) who is lesbian and constantly reminds him of it.  Lots of talk about sex but no nudity.  The whole thing seems to be mainly an excuse for lots of characters to talk about sex.  Jason Lee is here as Banky Edwards.   

 Dogma (1999).  Anti-religious film featuring Alanis Morisette as God.  Jay and Silent Bob are here, but the main characters are two fallen angels, Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon) (their first pairing in a Kevin Smith film) who seek to upset everyone and get back into Heaven.  George Carlin, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, and Alan Rickman are here as well, meaning we now have more famous cast members.   I wasn’t offended, more like bored; instead of the movie thinking itself clever for talking about sex nonstop, we have a film thinking itself clever for talking about religion nonstop. 

 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001).  J&SB found out a movie will be made by Miramax about their comic book characters, Bluntman and Chronic – the comic itself written by Holden (Affleck) and Banky (Jason Lee) - without their knowledge or consent.  They go out to L.A. to stop it, over the course of which all sorts of colorful people, including cameo appearances by various actors, occur, including (among others) Carrie Fisher (playing a nun) and Mark Hamill.  Finally they wrap everything up flying around busting up all the yahoos who insulted them online.  This is one I should watch again.

 Jersey Girl (2004).   No sign of Jay & Silent Bob, but Ben Affleck is here, playing a single father in New Jersey trying to raise his baby daughter after his wife (Jennifer Lopez) dies in childbirth.  Liv Tyler plays the video store clerk who becomes his subsequent romantic interest.  Essentially KS is trying his hand at a chick flick, at which he does a fairly competent job.  But it’s nowhere near as irreverent and messed up as his other films.

 Clerks II (2006).   Now in color, taking place at a fast food place called Mooby’s.  Dante and Randall are back, Randall being just as annoying as ever – even to the point of booking a “donkey show” (whatever horrendous thing you might imagine, it’s in that ballpark).  Rosario Dawson plays the manager and is very nice in that role.  

 I’d say the highlight is an epic debate between Randall supporting the “Star Wars” movies and Elias (Trevor Fehrman), the naïve and probably virginal cashier, along with a sympathetic customer, supporting Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy.  By the way, why would anyone watch “Fellowship”, “Twin Towers”, and “Return” a different number of times??  It’s a full trilogy.  Anyhow.

 Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008).  This time there’s something more, Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) agree to make a porno together, ostensibly to test the common theory – first articulated, to my knowledge, in “When Harry Met Sally” – that men and woman cannot be friends AND share intimacy. 

 Cop Out (2010).  KS tries his hand at “cop buddy movie” with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan as the duo.  Mexican drug lords are involved, as is a rare baseball card.  Oh, and Seann William Scott (aka “Stifler” from the “American Pie” films) is here as a bank robber.  A fair amount of violence, but I’d say Smith gets credit for checking the box here on this genre.

 Red State (2011).  Smith asks himself, have I made a horror film?  No?  Well, here goes.  Michael Parks plays a charismatic but criminally insane cult leader who lures teenage boys with a “milfy” woman in a trailer who drugs them, the next thing they know they are ritual sacrifices for a bizarre cult.  Not much fun here, the usual BS of horror films being nasty for the sake of being nasty.  Well, he did that job. 

Tusk (2014).  Hold on, I need to make ANOTHER messed up horror film.  And Michael Parks, you were so good as the cult leader, I’ll bring you back as a serial killer.  Nasty Wallace (Justin Long) has a podcast show in L.A. with his buddy (Haley Joel Osment) in which they comment on YouTube videos.  One video featured a guy from Canada accidentally cutting his leg off with a samurai sword.  Wallace goes to Canada to interview the guy, only to find he killed himself.  Not wanting the whole Canadian adventure to be a washout, he takes up an offer posted on the men’s room wall of the local tavern and finds – thanks to two Colleens at the “Eh-to-Zed” convenience store – “the guy”.  The man regales Wallace with strange tales at his remote mansion, only for Wallace to be Qaaluded, Cosby-style, waking up surgically modified into a walrus (!!!).  Unable to speak, Wallace is highly dissatisfied with this turn of events.  Not such a great story.   Johnny Depp is here, almost unrecognizable, as Guy Lapointe, an investigator with Surete Quebec, the French-Canadian province’s version of the FBI. 

 Yoga Hosers (2016).   Those two Colleens – Harley Quinn Smith, daughter of Kevin Smith himself, and Lily Rose Depp, daughter of Johnny Depp himself – are back, this time the focal point of something closer to a comedy than a horror film, and so is Guy Lapointe.  It turns out there were Canadian Nazis during WWII, and they are still around, in the form of a small, intelligent hot dogs with pickelhaubes.  It’s all fairly stupid and messed up, but nowhere near disturbing as “Tusk”.  And everyone says “aboot”.   It’s Kevin Smith’s homage to Canada.

 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019).   Yes, they’re back again, somewhat older.  Kevin Smith plays himself AND Silent Bob.  The two lost their identities, so to speak, and go to Comic-Con to win them back.  Many of the prior characters are back as well.  Somewhat of a repeat of “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”, and another one I should revisit.

 Oddly, he has some actors like Ben Affleck and Jason Lee play different characters in the same universe.  Matt Damon comes and goes.   I was more a fan back when I was younger and less excited these days.  Having said that, the only two I feel are true stinkers are “Red State” and “Tusk”. 

Friday, July 16, 2021

Lupin


This is a two season series on Netflix about a “gentleman thief” in Paris, modern day, avenging his father’s death against a wealthy and corrupt Parisian family, the Pellegrinis.  It’s live action, though there was a Japanese animated version awhile ago, using Lupin’s grandson as the main character. 

 In 1995, as a young teenage boy in Paris, Assane Diop befriends a young white boy Benjamin, a blonde girl, Claire, who winds up as his wife and the mother of his son Raoul, and a brunette girl, Juliette, whose father is very rich and powerful.  Assane’s father Babakar, from Senegal, is very intelligent and honest, and works for Juliette’s father Hubert. 

 The Pellegrinis hit a rough patch and Hubert decides to pull a fast one.  They own an incredibly expensive necklace, laden with diamonds, supposedly worn by Napoleon’s wife, Josephine.  Hubert arranges the necklace to be “stolen”, pockets the insurance money, and frames Assane’s father for the crime.  Juliette persuades Babakar to plead guilty, assuring him that his prison sentence will be light, but since the necklace was “never recovered”, Babakar is sent to prison for life.  In prison, he supposedly kills himself, but leaves clues to Assane to suggest he was innocent, and thus his subsequent “suicide” was really murder.  In all of this, a corrupt Parisian cop, Dumont, assists Hubert in making certain the police do not ask any inconvenient questions.    

 As an adult, Assane embarks on a campaign to avenge his father, to reveal the truth, and to see that Hubert receives the justice he deserves.  To do so, he draws inspiration from the Lupin stories, about a fanciful “gentleman thief”, Arsene Lupin (Arsène Lupin - Wikipedia).  Although Lupin himself is fictional, the stories themselves do exist.  Babakar gave him the stories as a young boy.

 Naturally, he catches the attention of the cops, and Dumont attempts to make sure his subordinates chase down Assane and leave Hubert alone.  But one cop, Guedira, ascertains the Lupin angle and starts reading the books as a way of predicting Assane’s next move.  Despite Dumont’s efforts, he begins to unravel the truth and sympathize with Assane. 

While Hubert has no qualms about having various thugs and criminals kill whoever gets in his way – including Babakar – Assane is notable for sharing Lupin’s refusal to kill anyone.  Moreover, often times Assane will eventually return an item he stole, in a sense simply borrowing it.   His friend Benjamin, now an art dealer and fence, is his closest confederate.  For her part, Claire loves Assane but resents his unconventional lifestyle – he comes and goes apparently at random, completely unreliable.

Except for an episode in Le Havre, the port city at the mouth of the Seine on the English Channel, the series takes place in Paris.  The Louvre starts out as the focal point, later we see the Catacombs and Chatelet.  I watched it in French with English subtitles.  For simple stuff and short sentences, I was ahead of the subtitles, but longer, more complex dialogue quickly spoken left me reliant on the subtitles.

Friday, July 9, 2021

Cosby Goes Free


 Recently, Bill Cosby was released from prison in Pennsylvania, to great shock and anger.  Not only that, the court overturned his conviction and ruled he cannot be tried again.  What happened?

 Apparently, back in 2004, Bill Cosby sexually assaulted Andrea Constand by drugging her with Qaaludes at his home and taking advantage of her while she was unconscious.  Later on, approximately a year later, she decided to try to bring charges against him.  The prosecutor at the time, Bruce Castor, felt her case was weak.  First off, she waited about a year to bring the charges.  There was no forensic evidence – which might have been collected had she come forward immediately after the incident – so it would be her word against his.  And testimony of women in similar instances with Cosby could not be admitted to support her case, as “prior bad acts” are generally inadmissible as more “prejudicial” (making the jury believe he is guilty) than “probative” (actually proving he committed the same act in this particular case).  Based on this, Castor decided not to press charges and advised Constand to bring a civil suit, suing Cosby for money, which would be paid to her directly, in lieu of a criminal case which would put him behind bars.

 Generally, a witness cannot be compelled to give testimony against himself if it would leave him vulnerable to criminal prosecution.  But with Castor’s decision not to prosecute, Cosby was now off the hook for any criminal sanctions.  This meant he could be compelled to incriminate himself in Constand’s civil suit – and he did so.  That case was settled for $3.38 million, money paid by Cosby to her.

 Later, a different prosecutor, Risa Ferman, felt she was not bound by Castor’s decision not to prosecute and brought charges against Cosby.  Moreover, the prosecution called as witnesses other women Cosby had abused in similar circumstances.  He was convicted and went to prison.

 The PA Supreme Court had two issues before it on this appeal.  First, did the trial court err in permitting these other witnesses to testify?  Second, was the prosecution barred from bringing charges against Cosby after the prior prosecutor had declined to do so?

 The PASC did not rule on the first issue, as it was moot:  it decided in Cosby’s favor for the second, which meant that not only was Cosby’s conviction thrown out and he would be released from prison, but any further prosecution would be permanently barred.  This was NOT because the PASC believed he was innocent, or because it ruled that rape is OK and thereby condoned.  It was more due to something we might otherwise refer to as estoppel.

Because Castor decided not to bring charges, Cosby could be compelled to admit, in the civil case, that he drugged and raped Constand.  That put her in the position of being able to bargain for a settlement, which she received.  At that point, however, this meant a prosecutor was estopped from bringing charges.  Having won a settlement, Constand had received a benefit from Castor’s decision not to bring charges.  This put her in the position of having mutually exclusive remedies:  she could EITHER receive money from him, OR see him go to PRISON, but not BOTH.

 The sad part about this is that normally the two are not mutually exclusive.  Had Castor brought charges, either two things could have happened.  One:  Cosby is convicted.  Two:  Cosby is acquitted.   The standard in criminal cases – where the Defendant faces fines, prison, or even execution - is beyond a reasonable doubt, something like 90% likely the Defendant committed the act.  The standard in civil cases – where the Defendant usually faces a monetary judgment, but no prison or electric chair – is preponderance of the evidence, something like 51% likely the Defendant committed the act.  So if you meet the criminal standard, by definition you also meet the civil standard, but not vice versa.

 If Cosby was convicted, his conviction would be res judicata in a civil action.  “Res judicata” means a court, after both sides have fought the issue back and forth, decided in favor of one party, so it stands as conclusively decided in any subsequent case.  In this case, the trial court in Cosby’s criminal trial decided that he did rape Constand.  He could not then dispute that if she sued him for money.  

 If Cosby was acquitted, double jeopardy would prevent him from being tried again, so he could not invoke his Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination, and thereby be forced to admit, in the civil case, that he raped her.  Either way, she would win the civil suit.  But with a prior criminal trial, he might actually be convicted and go to prison.  That’s why, if the criminal case comes first, the two remedies are not mutually exclusive; they only became so because Castor would not bring charges against Cosby, and Constand then brought a civil suit without a prior criminal trial.

 I have no idea if $3.38 million was pocket change to Cosby or whether that was a substantial amount of his wealth.   There is one major benefit to settling: you get paid NOW.  Collecting a judgment is not automatic.  The estate of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman won a $33 million judgment against O.J. Simpson, but as yet it appears they have collected a tiny fraction of that amount.  You can bet that Constand received every penny of that $3.38 million (well, minus her attorney fees). 

 Finally, I’ll comment on the settlement itself.  Although Cosby, to this day, insists on his innocence and shows no remorse, most likely no one believes him: we know he’s guilty.   While it might satisfy our moral judgment if Cosby did spend a substantial amount of time behind bars, the monetary settlement acts as a direct benefit to Constand herself.  She can’t spend “moral satisfaction” at seeing Cosby behind bars.  That’s a very vague and intangible benefit diffused not just to Constand herself but to everyone who knows Cosby did something very evil and deserves some form of incarceration to punish him for that.  Given that these particular circumstances rendered the two remedies mutually exclusive, I’d be less inclined to be upset that Cosby’s conviction was overturned and he was released from prison, and more inclined to be satisfied that Constand won a substantial monetary settlement which benefits her, personally, as the victim of the crime.  If that causes everyone else emotional distress at the apparent injustice of Cosby walking free, I won’t be too concerned.  What matters is that Constand was compensated for his acts.

Friday, July 2, 2021

1990 A.D.

 


That year is now 31 years past.  But it’s one of the more eventful ones I can remember.

 New Year’s Eve, 1989-90.  I spent this in Paris, France.  There was a girl named Mo (short for Maureen?  I never found out – or her last name) who I met at GMU, spring break 1987, and in Paris at the Air Show in 1989, who invited me to celebrate with her sister, in her sister’s tiny apartment.  Nothing happened, and I barely even drank.  At six a.m. the sister claimed her BF would be showing up – he might have been a Marine, I don’t remember as I never met him – and I went home.  Except at that time the Paris Metro was closed.  So I had to walk, from St. Paul/Le Marais, all the way home.  I walked along Rue de Rivoli westbound as far as Place de la Concorde (guillotine long gone), took a right to the Madeleine (Catholic church designed like a huge Greek temple) and then went up Blvd. Malesherbes (est. 1861) to home.

 21.  When I got back to Maryland from Paris, I reached 21 years old, finally able to legally drink and use my driver’s license as my ID. 

 LSAT scores.  The equivalent of SATs, but for law school, is the LSAT.  Back then the top score was 48.  Coming back from Paris in late August 1989, to begin my senior year at UMCP, I didn’t have enough time to study for the September 1989 LSAT exam, so I had to take the December exam, doing my LSAT prep at White Flint Mall in October and November.  However, I was sending out my law school applications, to all the top tier law schools in the US, around the same time, so I was sending them without the benefit of knowing my LSAT score.  I returned to Paris after the semester break started, shortly before Christmas.   When I got back in mid-January, my mail was waiting for me: including my LSAT results.   37 out of 48, well below the 42 necessary to be competitive for top tier law schools, and no time to take it again (in any case they average the scores of multiple tests instead of taking the highest one). 

 So I started my spring semester of my senior year: Production Management, International Marketing, Business & Government, Business Policies, and Comparative (Economic) Systems.  By this point I had a single in Montgomery Hall, on campus at University of Maryland, College Park.  I got along fine with the other guys in my suite, for once.  I’ll spare everyone the litany of horrendous experiences, but suffice to say that living on campus among strangers gives you a form of education well beyond the classes themselves.    

 Marshall combo.  I purchased my Marshall 2554 Jubilee 1x12” 25/50 watt combo from Chuck Levin’s in Wheaton, Maryland.  Finally a decent amp to go with my Gibson SG and my Fender Stratocaster.  I still have it today, and it still sounds terrific:  a warm, full bodied overdrive.  The Jubilee series amps have a knockdown switch which makes it even nastier and hotter.  In fact, Guns N’Roses lead guitarist Slash liked the sound so much he had Marshall reissue them in his own signature series.  Later, Marshall reissued them again, the reissues recognizable as having only two front switches.  With our fixation on stacks, it’s easy to lose sight of the fact that combos (A) can be VERY loud, (B) can sound VERY nice, especially since the amp section is the same design as the one in the 50 and 100 watt heads, and (C) are considerably more practical if you’re playing at home.  Depending on your neighbors, even a 50 watt combo can get loud enough to elicit noise complaints. 

 Spring Break.   Not spent in Fort Lauderdale – in fact, none of them were.  Georgetown was the first law school to let me know I would not be attending in fall, politely wishing me luck…somewhere else.  I visited Chuck Levin’s again, and saw the newly issued 1976 Reissue Gibson Explorer (itself a reissue of the 1958 Explorer, though in a color other than korina): black, with a white pickguard and Dirty Fingers pickups; these high output, exposed coil humbuckers were another departure from the PAFs which a 1958 would have had.  NICE.  I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

 April.  As the rejections from Harvard, Duke, etc. continued to pour in, my father in his wisdom advised me to hedge my bets by applying to second-tier law schools:  George Mason (now Antonin Scalia), Catholic, and American.  Sure enough, I got into all three, but didn’t get into any of the top tier schools to which I had applied – not even GW or U. Maryland Law (in Baltimore).  I chose GMUSL, which had a corporate and securities specialty track, which was unique among law schools at the time. 

 May.  By this time I decided to buy the Explorer.  The I one wanted was sold out from under me, so the store simply ordered another one from Gibson, and it came two weeks later.   I still have it today, the oldest of my current arsenal.  Later on I replaced the white pickguard with a mirror pickguard, and the Gibson Dirty Fingers pickups with EMG81s – as per James Hetfield of Metallica, though by now he has his own signature pickups from EMG. 

 Classes ended around Memorial Day.  My buddy Phil and I took a road trip to Ocean City for the weekend, only to find it was raining – and would be for the entire weekend.  So we drove back, saw “Back to the Future III”, which had just came out that weekend, and then Honor Among Thieves at Hammerjacks in Baltimore. 

 June.  Back in fall 1986 I had purchased a Japanese made Fender Stratocaster (black, rosewood fretboard), to replace my Strat copy.  But later I decided to sell both and buy a US-made ’62 Vintage Reissue model (black, rosewood fretboard).  I handed both over to my guitar teacher in Paris, Joel, who sold them for me.  I used that money to buy the US Fender Stratocaster, also at Chuck Levin’s, that summer when my parents visited in town briefly.  In January 2000 I traded that in for my current Stratocaster, a Mexican model with a humbucker in the bridge position, black pickguard and pickup covers, rosewood fretboard, and large 70s style headstock.  I’ve since modified it with locking tuners, a DiMarzio zebra coil humbucker, and a V-Runner tremelo. 

 June-July.  Summer Session I.  COBOL and Money & Banking.  Normally my senior year would finish at Memorial Day, the end of the spring semester.  I was on a double degree track, 156 credits.  Part of that was accomplished by taking both summer sessions after my sophomore year in 1988, meaning that summer I did not go back to Paris.  The other part was doing two things.  First, I’d be highly selective in course choices, picking classes which satisfied multiple requirements.  Second, I frontloaded any classes which were prerequisites for later courses, and left dead end classes until last.  That was COBOL (the programming language used for payroll systems) and Money and Banking.  Had I not been so clever, I might have needed the fall semester of the fifth year to finish the 156 credit curriculum, putting law school off until fall 1991.  Again, the way things worked, I was able to finish college that summer and start law school in the fall. 

 I stayed on summer campus housing again, New Leonardtown – as I had during 1988 – but this time I only needed the first summer session. On July 14, I flew back, overnight, to Paris.  [July 14, 1989 I spent in Paris enjoying the bicentennial of Bastille Day].

 From 7/15 to 8/1, I was back in Paris for the last time.  I can’t recall much of what I did, aside from Roscoe’s, FNAC, the US Embassy, i.e. the usual places I’d go.  My father was finally being reassigned back to Washington, the Dept. of Commerce building on Fourteenth Street and Constitution Ave (Herbert Hoover Building, with the National Aquarium in the basement, which has since closed).  This was ending 11 years in Paris, since January 1979. 

 We still owned our family house in Montgomery Village, rented out to tenants that entire time despite several even-year visits back.  Since we were only visiting for six weeks every other summer, as my father noted it made no sense to kick tenants out for those brief periods of time when a house is rented on a yearly basis.  The flip side was that whoever was doing the property management all that time dropped the ball big time.  The house was a mess, a prime candidate for withholding the security deposit.  My family was due to return at the end of August, with the sea shipment of furniture to arrive in mid-September.  So I had a month to do my best, with my friend Phil’s enormous help, to undo the damage of 11 years of consistent neglect.  I recall sleeping on an air mattress during that time and had the entire house to myself.  I watched “Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii” on VHS, rented from Erol’s.  The Village Mall had disappeared, turned into an outdoor strip mall.  And the lessons Phil learned with my experience helped him when his family moved to India but kept their house in Sterling, Virginia; he was able to act as property manager.    

 In 1984 my parents purchased a studio/efficiency in Rosslyn, on the Virginia side of Key Bridge from Georgetown, a four building co-op complex called River Place.  In 1986, our whole family stayed there – two adults, two teenage boys (my brother and I) and our 11 year old sister, in a one-room studio apartment.  Now it was time for me to live there myself.  Having lived on campus all four years of college, and at home up until that point (Maryland and Paris) this was my first place alone.  I stayed there from September 1990 to October 2004, when I moved to the place I live in now.  From 1994, when he returned from Memphis, TN until 1998, when he moved in with his wife in Chantilly, my brother Matt lived with me there too.   So for my entire adult life, I’ve lived in exactly two places outside home or college.

 River Place was nice – it had its own pool.  The Rosslyn Metro was just blocks away.  Key Bridge was likewise down the street, meaning Georgetown as well, if you didn’t mind a bit of walking.  In January 1996, I saw Motorhead at the Bayou, a club down under the Whitehurst Freeway.  When I walked to the show, the neighborhood was clear and dry.  When the show ended, the whole place was covered in 3 feet of snow.  No vehicle traffic at all, nor any snowplows.  Leaving aside snow, Rosslyn features I-66 coming in from Fairfax, Route 50, Route 29, and the GW Parkway, all in the same place.  Now I’ve seen pictures and drawings of Aqueduct Bridge, which Key Bridge replaced in 1923.  For a long time there was literally nothing at all in Rosslyn.  Then for some time from the 20s up to a few decades ago, Rosslyn was a rundown, dangerous red light district (gambling and prostitution, maybe some violent crime thrown in as well).  By the time I arrived it had cleaned up, and even featured Tom Sarris’ Steakhouse, now gone.  The Iwo Jima Memorial is right across Route 50 from River Place. 

 George Mason University began in the 1950s as the state university of Virginia in northern Virginia, University of Virginia (UVa) itself being down in Charlottesville, southwest of Richmond, and Virginia Tech being in Blacksburg, over on the I-81 corridor on the way to Roanoke.  It soon became a four year college, then a proper university, with graduate programs.  Around 1981 it acquired the International School of Law, and renamed it the George Mason University School of Law.  By 1990 it was in the former Kann’s Department store on Fairfax Drive in Arlington.  After I graduated, in 2000, it moved next door to a new, purpose-built building, with the old building fenced off, now being demolished to make way for another school building, presumably not with escalators. 

 Law school was a much more intense animal than college.   Everyone had to be an excellent student just to get in, whereas UMCP had quite a few slackers.  This hit me with a grading curve producing C’s, whereas B’s were rare for me at UMCP.  A fellow UMCP grad, Ira Mirsky, was there as well, though we weren’t close friends back at College Park.  A closer friend was John Greenside, who I knew from GMU undergrad, one of Phil’s best friends.  These days he’s married with children and is a successful attorney down in Virginia Beach.  Anyhow:  we had assigned seats, and the professor had a seating chart and would call on you by name.  None of this college business of disappearing in a crowded lecture hall.  First semester was Torts, Property, Contracts, Quantitative Methods, and Legal Writing.  I had Robert Bork for Constitutional Law in second year.  Welcome also the Socratic Method, wherein the professor gets us to examine cases and determine exactly WHY they were decided – what the material issues were in the case.  Regardless of what states we would eventually go off to practice in as attorneys after graduating and passing the bar, law school would teach us the basic principles which applied everywhere, and the basic thought processes and logic which lawyers would use as such.  It was far more than the mere black letter law, so to speak.  Anyone can open up a statute book and read a statute, or look up a case, either in the volumes, on LEXIS, or online these days.  It takes a lawyer to see the bigger picture, to spot the issues, to recognize the core issues involved in a particular situation.  This is what we learn in law school, why those three years and that J.D. are so important.

I might also add:  to practice law, you have to have a bar license.  To get a bar license, you have to pass the bar exam (except for Wisconsin).  To even TAKE the bar exam, you need a law degree from a reputable law school, or the foreign equivalent.  “Reading the law”, an apprenticeship arrangement, is a thing of the past.  We had paralegals at the law school who figured they might as well take the extra step and get that law degree and take the bar.  Some states allow attorneys who have passed other bar exams and practiced as an attorney to “waive in” without taking and passing their own bar exams.  I passed the Maryland and Virginia bar exams, and waived in to D.C. and New York.    

 In December 1990 I actually went back to College Park for my graduation ceremony from University of Maryland. I didn’t attend the general ceremony at Byrd Stadium, but did attend the college-specific ceremonies, both on the same day, at Cole Field House.  Technically I graduated on August 28, which was how I could start law school at GMUSL for the fall 1990 term. 

 Concerts.  The year started off with The Cult, on their Sonic Temple tour, at the Baltimore Arena on February 8.  That and Electric are my favorite albums.  Setlist Wiki does not have that particular show’s setlist.  Then it was Ace Frehley at Hammerjacks, in March, also in Baltimore.  In November, at the Cap Centre (Landover, Maryland), we saw AC/DC on The Razor’s Edge tour.  I seem to recall being in the bathroom when “Thunderstruck” opened the set.  Finally was seeing Hawkwind, with my buddy Dave, at the old 930 Club in DC, back when it was at 930 F Street and a fraction of its current size over on V Street.  Despite being closely after Xenon Codex, they didn’t play anything from that album, nor was there much focus on Lemmy era (Space Ritual) material, most of it being late 70s stuff I hadn’t yet heard by that point.