Recently I picked up a book, Practical LSD Manufacture, by someone named “Uncle Fester”, clearly
an alias. My impression going into the
book is that of all the clandestine substances
you might attempt to make yourself, LSD is among the hardest and least
amenable to those of us (e.g. me) who struggled through high school chemistry
and stayed light years away from it from graduation onward. I lack (A) the lab or space to make it, (B)
the precursor chemicals (most of which are closely watched by The Man), (C) the
equipment (unlike Walter White, I don’t have chemistry lab to raid for my own
use), and most importantly, (D) the skill set necessary to do any of the
necessary procedures. In the unlikely
event that I could cook it up, what would I do with it? I’d have several lifetimes of LSD at my
disposal, and the examples of excessive personal consumption aren’t good: (1)
Charles Manson – still in prison, (2) Syd Barrett, baked out of Pink Floyd and
retired, now dead, and (3) Roky Ericksson, who
went insane. No thanks.
Although 90% of the material went over my head, many of
the comments were fairly amusing. A
“cook” (clandestine LSD chemist) in the UK was nabbed in “Operation Julie”, so
named after the female operative who took down the operation, much of which
involved orally stimulating the chemists’ genitals. This particular cook had come up with yet
another way of making LSD, which itself was of major interest to the
author. And yet another method – there
appear to be several – involves phosgene, evoking images of WWI chemical
warfare.
But reviewing this gave me more understanding and
appreciation of this famous counterculture personality, Augustus Owsley Stanley III, often known as either “Bear” or
“Owsley”. Of course, reading a biography
on him also helped.
Bear:
the Life and Times of Augustus Owsley Stanley III, by
Robert Greenfield. “Bear”, as in the
Dead album “Bear’s Choice”, is mainly known for two things: developing the Grateful Dead’s on-stage sound
system (and recording countless shows) and making killer LSD he claimed was
more pure than Sandoz’. [Note, Hofmann’s
book, LSD – My Problem Child, does
not mention him, nor does it mention Ken Kesey, but Timothy Leary does come
up.]
Owsley was a remarkable character. AOS I – his grandfather – was governor of
Kentucky during WWI. His father (AOS II)
was a drunken Navy guy who survived the sinking of the Lexington at the Battle of Leyte Gulf in WWII. AOS3/Bear lived in the DC area for awhile,
went to Washington & Lee High School (down the street from GMUSL, and I
even took a car class there), and briefly went to UVa in Charlottesville (long
before my Cousin Eddie went there).
Much of the story involves the other of Owsley’s major roles
with the Dead: taping their shows and developing their sound. He was more effective at the former, much of
which was intended as feedback for the band to improve their live
performances. Garcia himself once
confessed that he had been unhappy with Phil Lesh’ bass playing during one
early show, so much so that he threw Lesh down a flight of stairs. After listening to the tapes (most likely
recorded by Bear) he was so impressed that parts of that show wound up on Anthem
of the Sun, their second album.
Naturally, Garcia was remorseful about his. [Ah, so this is why Lesh doesn’t tour with
the Dead any more.]
Owsley’s later “Wall of Sound”, a massive and unwieldy PA
system which overtaxed the band’s logistics, proved too much and had to be
abandoned in favor of more mundane and conventional concert amplification. As of 2017, a more tangible and lasting
legacy of Owsley’s work with the Dead are several live albums and bootlegs, the
most notable being The History of the Grateful Dead, Part 1: Bear’s Choice. Naturally, Greenfield’s book has a fairly
extensive list of all those recordings.
They also include non-Dead recordings, e.g. Janis Joplin & Big
Brother & the Holding Company. Owsley also recorded supporting acts and other bands playing with the Dead. His tangential relationship with Blue Cheer (and the LSD they named
themselves after) is briefly mentioned.
While not nearly as famous as the Dead, Janis, Quicksilver, etc. they
were still part of the San Francisco, Haight Ashbury scene – the hairy edge of
that scene and its connection to the Hell’s Angels (e.g. “Gut”, ‘Cheer’s famous
manager).
Of all the “cooks”, Owsley is probably the most
famous. He supplied Ken Kesey with his
doses. What I found funny was that
Kesey’s preferred dose was 400 micrograms, which even veteran tripper Bear
thought was excessive (100-200 is the ideal, 250 being Hofmann’s famous bicycle
ride dosage). Owsley also supplied the
Beatles with their LSD. Remarkably,
Owsley often gave about half his output away free not only to various celebrity
musicians, but also anonymous festival patrons.
Of the half he sold, he did so practically at cost. His goal was to distribute as much top
quality LSD as he could to as many different people. Unlike Walter White – who so far as we know,
never sampled his own meth (and in any case was a fictional character anyway) –
Owsley could and did trip on his own supply.
For one thing, he enjoyed it, but also it was a sincere question of
quality control. Owsley would not expect
anyone to trip on a batch he wasn’t sure was up to his standards, and he took
immense pride in the quality and purity of his LSD.
Acid
Tests. These were public
gatherings at which people could trip on LSD amidst friendly comrades with a
house band playing the appropriate music, occurring in the San Francisco, CA
area. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, by Tom Wolfe, is the most famous
description of these. They occurred from
1965 to 1968. The house band was the Grateful
Dead; the LSD was supplied by Owsley.
Note: over in London, similar gatherings were done, mimicking the
California version. The house band at
these was Syd Barrett-era Pink Floyd.
The SF version was organized by Ken Kesey and his Merry Pranksters.
Owsley himself estimated his lifetime production to have
been somewhere close to 5 million doses.
Since LSD doses are measured in micrograms, as opposed to milligrams, a
relatively modest amount of LSD can produce an unusually high amount of
effective doses. In fact, for some time
the Guinness Book of World Records listed LSD as the world’s most powerful
drug.
What’s also remarkable about Owsley’s LSD operation is that
technically he had no background in chemistry and “taught himself” how to make
it. Again, the prior book explains how
difficult this is.
However, there are two major caveats to this assessment of
his achievement. First, his GF at the
time was a chemist, so undoubtedly she taught him the procedures necessary to
do so. This goes a long way to
explaining how he was able to “teach himself”, very likely taught by her, as
she was also closely involved with him and his lifestyle and also helping him
consume and distribute the top quality acid he was making. Second, he was doing so before it became
illegal and shortly after it was banned, at a time at which the feds were far
less sophisticated at tracking down cooks by precursor chemicals and such. He would have had a much easier time than a
contemporary cook at acquiring what he needed.
Owsley was busted eventually and went to prison for two
years (Terminal Island). Oddly,
although he taped many Dead shows – and the opening acts too, which supposedly
included Blue Cheer – it seems only a fraction of these recordings have been
released to the public. He moved to
Australia and made a compound out in the outback. He long since stopped doing interesting like
doing the Dead’s sound or making killer LSD – but his cause of death was
actually a car accident in the outback.
While I’m on the topic of cooks.
Nick
Sand & Tim Scully. I
recently watched “The Sunshine Makers”, a 2015 documentary on this pair of
cooks, essentially Owsley’s successors.
Scully trained under Owsley himself.
With Owsley’s arrest and incarceration, this pair became the biggest and
most important producers of LSD – until they themselves were caught. Sand died in April of this year in exile; Scully
served his time and permanently retired from the LSD business.
William
Pickard. If you believe the Feds, this man was the
biggest cook, as the supply of LSD dropped dramatically after he was caught –
though Pickard himself insists (quite plausibly) that LSD production has always
been decentralized since its banning in 1966, and the end of the Grateful
Dead’s regular touring schedule (Jerry Garcia died in September 1995)
essentially shut down the most important distribution network the drug
had. [If you don’t know anyone
personally who sells LSD, a jam band concert is probably the best place to
score acid.] What’s interesting is that
Pickard had been particularly careful about his operations. He was arrested in 1999 and is serving a
life sentence.
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