Friday, May 25, 2018

Cheese


Ok, enough about music and movies.  How about a truly breathtaking, utterly earthshaking and important topic, around which all our lives revolve? 

Cheese.

Here are my thoughts.

Swiss.   The holes are interesting.  But the cheese isn’t.  Too bland, not enough flavor.

Parmesan.   Excellent on pasta.  What I like is that I can go into one of these upscale supermarkets, pick up a brick of this stuff, and smell it.  MMMM.  And then go buy the green Kraft can.

Cheddar & White Cheddar.   Among my favorites.  The funny thing is that I associate cheddar with Cracker Barrel and the US, but I’ve found cheddar in France.   I guess the French like all sorts of cheese.

Pepper Jack.   Whether it’s jalapenos or habaneros (my favorite), this is becoming even more my favorite.  If I find a stick of habanero jack I’ll buy up the stock right there.  Now I'm seeing it with ghost peppers as well. 

Pizza & Mozzarella.   Of course pizza is my favorite food, and mozzarella seems almost uniquely suited to pizza.  Up in Belgium, the Raymond Hotel had a weird mozzarella pizza we’ve never had anywhere else.  AAFES chef, what is your recipe?   Share with the world!

Weird Smelly Soft Shit.   Camembert or the spreadable cheeses, anything fancy and pretentious I don’t care for.  Blah.

Provolone.  Almost exclusively on steak & cheese subs (Homer drooling).   For that matter, I don't care for "American" cheese, and really don't like it when subs use this cheese instead of provolone.  American cheese really is too bland for my liking.  

Cubes.  Rutters has these pepper jack cheese cubes in the small clear plastic box.  If I stop by there on my way up to NJ, I’ll try to score one of these.  Washed down with another Rutters exclusive, Canada Dry Black Cherry Wishniak.  I saw cubes at BJ’s, but only as a variety pack with regular cheddar and Swiss.  Nope, just pepper jack.

Cracker Barrel.  Probably the best brand.  Now they have presliced AND sticks.  Someone smart works there, thank God.

Friday, May 18, 2018

Thoughts on Women


Thinking.   So far as I can tell, men think in linear terms: A > B > C, 1 > 2 > 3.   Women think in non-linear terms:  A > bread > Friday.  We get in trouble for assuming the opposite sex thinks the same way we do.  They don’t.  And since we don’t think the same way we’re in a poor position to predict their behavior no matter how well we know them.  Certain trends based on familiarity are the best we can do.  Men seem to be better than women at acknowledging that this difference exists, but as noted we’re limited in our ability to compensate for it. 

Relative vs. GF/Wife.   I don’t recall ever having any major problems with my mom, sister, or any female relatives.   All of them treat me fairly and honestly.  Which is a sad and strong contrast to my experience with women in a romantic context.

I’ve really had three major relationships, with women I’ll identify as LC, GG, and LS.   Each of these had their ups and downs and the first two are over as romantic relationships, though I remain on friendly speaking terms with LC.  I won’t complain about any of them, though I will comment as I see fit.

Honesty & Consistency.  Consistency is sadly a concept I rarely see recognized or followed by women, particularly women in a romantic relationship.  The most egregious example was when I was with GG in Bucharest.  Her husband – who she was supposedly in the process of divorcing – apparently had a GF on the side back in Holland.  This pissed her off big time.  Mind you, she also had a French BF who she was living with before, AND a Romanian BF who was himself married.  In addition to me.  So for awhile she had FOUR different men at the same time.  Then again, I suppose I should mark her down as the extreme end of inconsistency.

For men, so far as I can tell, 5% are scrupulously honest:  they would tell the truth about literally anything, even if it meant going to prison or dying.  At the other extreme are 5% who are hopeless liars, lying about everything, even when the truth is actually more favorable than the lie.  In the middle are the 90% who are mostly honest but lie occasionally when it’s in their best interests to do so for compelling reasons, e.g. to avoid jail or being killed.  They apply this honesty to friends and relatives equally to GFs or wives.  Perhaps marginally less honest with strangers or adversaries.  

For women, that 5% scrupulously honest do not exist.  Nope.  I’d say women are almost scrupulously honest (95%) with their male relatives (brothers, fathers, sons, etc.) and fairly honest (70%) with their husbands or boyfriends.  With strangers and adversaries that number drops to below 50%.  

Sadly, the women I dealt with were not completely honest with me.  I’m not talking about times at which we might have been fighting, arguing, or on bad terms, either broken up or about to break up.  I mean at the peak time at which we were on best terms, intimate, in love, and considering marriage.  Even at those times I could not count on 100% honesty from these women.  To encounter incomplete honesty at the optimal points in the relationship is disconcerting. 

Notwithstanding the sad circumstances under which some of these relationships have ended, I still look upon all of them favorably.  April 2006 in Bucharest was fun.  Five trips to Rio de Janeiro were enjoyable.  Trips to L.A. (2010) and Paris (2017) were also enjoyable and unforgettable.  I will not complain.  However, I would warn my male readers to always use your brain and never let love turn it off.  And I also bring this up to admonish my female readers to critically examine their own behavior relative to their loved ones and not solely focus on whether their male companions are treating them fairly or honestly.  It’s a two way street.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Fu Manchu & Mos Generator


Yes, another concert entry, immediately after the THC one posted last week.  It’s not my practice to blog about literally every show I go to, unless I feel something special is worth noting, as I do here.  I have no prior blog on Fu Manchu in particular.

By the way – about the Sword show two days before at the Baltimore Soundstage.   This a band who are fairly competent and astute on streaming/MP3/CD/vinyl/8 track whatever, but their stage presence is borderline catatonic.  Lead singer John Cronise simply stands there and sings and plays his Firebird I, and the other band members likewise do little but play their instruments.  I would advise against seeing this band live.  By now I’ve seen them several times and they tend to put me to sleep.  The highlight of this show was running into a friend and suitemate I hadn’t seen since college at UMCP (1886-1890).

Two days later I caught Mos Generator (opening) and Fu Manchu (headliner).   MG are from Seattle and remarked that this is their first concert appearance in DC.   They’re a three piece, Tony Reed being the singer/guitarist.  He was wearing a Trapeze (Glenn Hughes) shirt, and had tattoos of Iron Maiden, Ace Frehley, Black Sabbath’s first album cover, and the King Crimson Court Face.  The remarkable thing about this is that I had an MG album, The Late Great Planet Earth, which I hadn’t listened to for some time.  I listened to it again with the show coming up and apparently had forgotten how good the band were.  They have a new album, Shadowlands, due out next week, from which they played a few songs.  The latest release is Abyssinia, also high quality.  This band approaches, if not exceeds, the quality of Fu Manchu.

The show was at the R’n’R Hotel on H Street in northeast DC.  It’s a small club with a rectangular standing-room only floor area, though upstairs (out of line of sight of the band) there are seats, a bar, and the concessions area.  I’m getting older (aren’t we all?) and standing for long periods of time is getting more tedious and less tolerable than it used to be.  Getting up close to the band is more apt to make the standing a bit easier.

Normally I write off the opening act as a band easily forgotten.  Not so here.   MG were high octane, heavy duty, and I actually liked them more than Fu Manchu.   By all means Czech them out.

FU MANCHU came on and were as happy and energetic as always.   Frontman/rhythm guitarist Scott Hill, the only constant member, thanked us all for coming out on a weeknight.  Lead guitarist Bob Balch and bassist Brad Davis were solid – I was on Davis’ side of the stage.  The drummer is Scott Reeder, NOT the left-handed bassist Scott Reeder.  Scott Hill is the only original member, but by now Balch and Davis have been with the band since the mid-90s, i.e. close to the beginning.  They know the material and appear to enjoy playing it.

Discography: (full studio albums): No One Rides For Free (1994), Daredevil (1995), In Search Of… (1996), The Action Is Go (1997), Eatin’ Dust (1999), King of the Road (2000) (my favorite), California Crossing (2001), Start The Machine (2004), We Must Obey (2007), Signs of Infinite Power (2009), Gigantoid (2014), and newest release Clone of the Universe, featuring Alex Lifeson of Rush on extended jam instrumental “Il Mostro Atomico” – the set closer though unfortunately Mr. Lifeson is apparently not participating in live performances of this song, notwithstanding his own band’s permanent retirement from touring.  Maybe he has Trailer Park Boys engagements to hono(u)r.    

I got into the band thanks to a former friend whose name rhymes with Ren, back around 2001.  Prior shows I had the pleasure to attend were:  DC, February & September 2002 (California Crossing tour); Baltimore, October 2004 (Start The Machine tour); Jaxx in Virginia, March 2007 (We Must Obey tour); DC, September 2010 (Signs of Infinite Power tour); DC, May 2014 (Gigantoid tour), and this most recent show.

Incidentally, very early on, 75% of Fu Manchu was Eddie Glass, Mark Abshire, and Ruben Romano – they left to form Nebula, who sound remarkably similar to Fu Manchu.   I managed to see that band in June 2001 (Mercury Lounge with Ren), in DC in March 2006, and DC again in August 2008.  After a lengthy hiatus it looks like Eddie has resurrected Nebula and is playing some shows in California.  Romano currently has a band called the Freeks.  Not only that, stoner god Brant Bjork was on several albums too.

I would say that FM are a bit more energetic onstage and clearly enjoy performing, particularly for crowds as appreciative as the RNR Hotel audience, including myself, were that night.   The other redeeming factor is that the band has a GROOVE, you know what I’m saying?  I found myself moving my head up and down rapidly, which has been an inclination absent as I’ve grown older and probably a bit more jaded about bands.  I was happy to regain that sensation yet again.
 
Setlist: Eatin’ Dust; Clone of the Universe; California Crossing; Weird Beard; Evil Eye; (I’ve Been) Hexed; Hell on Wheels; Mongoose; Dimension Shifter; Laserblast!; Nowhere Left To Hide; King of the Road (!!!), Il Mostro Atomico; encore: Godzilla (Blue Oyster Cult cover).   By now I’m zone out on “Godzilla”, even when BOC play it – which they do.  Consistently.  And they tour.  Consistently.  Anyhow.

Opening Acts.  As noted, usually they’re bands we don’t care about and don’t even bother to show up early enough to catch them.  However, for the following shows, we considered the opening act of equal importance to the headliner:  Accept (Dokken); Triumph (Yngwie Malmsteen); Clash of the Titans:  Anthrax, Megadeth & Slayer (Alice in Chains, back when Layne Staley was still in the band); Van Halen (Alice in Chains) (same deal, a year later); Kyuss Lives! (The Sword); Clutch (Orange Goblin); Corrosion of Conformity (Brant Bjork); and last night’s show.   On rare occasions we considered the opening act MORE important than the headliner:  Def Leppard (Tesla), Billy Squier (King’s X); Audiovent (Fu Manchu); Foreigner (Don Felder).  Of these, we stayed to watch Def Leppard and Foreigner. 

So it was a great night:  The Fu brought it, as they so often do, but the opening act was also top quality, not just a waste of time before the headliner.  For their sake, I hope Mos Generator reaches the level of becoming a headliner. 

Friday, May 4, 2018

Texas Hippie Coalition

Back in high school in Paris in the early 80s, I discovered heavy metal.  AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, etc.   I’d also heard of this band called the Grateful Dead.

With a name like that, they had to be hardcore metal, right?  And all these album covers with skulls and roses, you know?  So I bought Reckoning, a double live acoustic album, and was …”HUH?”  A helpful friend, Sean C., observed that this material was in fact standard fare for the band and agreed to take this album off my hands.   Decades later, he still has the vinyl I gave him, and I replaced it with the CD version (with extra tracks).  Suffice to say that the Grateful Dead were not nearly as heavy as their name would imply.

Fast forward to 2018 and I found the opposite with regard to this band, Texas Hippie Coalition.  I suspect they wanted everyone to know they smoked weed and wanted a band name which fit tetrahydracannabinol (THC), which we all know is the active ingredient of marijuana and gives it the ability to make you stoned.  All well and fine, but while “Texas” and “coalition” don’t necessarily imply any particular type of music – except maybe ZZTop – “hippie” certainly implies the type of music hippies generally listen to, the #1 being…the Grateful Dead.   So with a name like that, the most obvious implication is that this is a jam band. 

Nope.  THC sound like Pantera mixed with Lynyrd Skynyrd.  They are definitely heavy and brutal.  Mind you, there is no law that says everyone who smokes MJ and listens to music has to listen to the same music.  Rappers love weed.  Deadheads love weed.  Floyd fans love weed.  And metal fans – particularly fans of so-called “stoner rock” (mostly highly influenced by Black Sabbath with about 25% Pink Floyd added in) – also love weed.  Not everyone, of course.  Plenty of us stoner rock fans are happy with a beer or two and don’t need a joint or bong to appreciate even songs like “Sweet Leaf”.  I enjoyed the THC show on Monday night with nothing more than a 16 oz Blue Moon consumed while the last opening act, Kobra and the Lotus, was playing.

Band Names.  While I’m on the topic…  THC is not the only band openly expressing its love for the weed.  Of course, Black Sabbath sang “Sweet Leaf”, pot leaves can be seen on the cover of Second Helping by Lynyrd Skynyrd, and of course many rappers like Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Cypress Hill are likewise open and notorious about their habits.  Many stoner rock bands make it a point to name themselves accordingly, such as Bongzilla, Weedeater, and my favorite (from Poland), Weedpecker.  The bands vary in how brazen they are about displaying the pot leaf – which itself is fairly distinctive and recognizable by now (and is NOT on Ohio State football helmets, by the way) – on their albums or t-shirts, Brant Bjork these days being the most so, competing with Wino in that regard.  This band’s pot leaf shirt is long sold out. 

As MJ legalization gains momentum I dare say we’ll see more of this.  Eventually I expect the straight edge crowd to follow suit to remind us that not everyone smokes weed.  (No, really?)  Anyhow.

Band. Their prior bassist, John Exall, left the band recently and was replaced by a left-handed guy un-named on the website and in the show, who did a remarkably good job of looking cool and getting the job done.  Whether he earned the right to remain in the band after the tour remains to be seen.  Drums are done by Timmy Braun, twin guitars by Nevada Romo and Cord Pool, and – last but not least - the vocals handled by the large, verbose and unmistakable “Big Dad Rich”, whose mike stand was a double-barreled shotgun.  Like AC/DC, this band has one member who vastly outshines the rest of the band, and BDR is definitely that guy.  In addition to his powerful singing voice and imposing stage presence by sheer mass alone, he loves to tell the audience about his prior career smuggling weed from Mexico and selling it in the US at a profit.

DiscographyPride of Texas (2008), Rollin’ (2010), Peacemaker (2012), Ride On (2014), Dark Side of Black (2016).  Of these, I purchased the newest and listened to the prior albums on Spotify in reverse order.  Pride of Texas could be considered a de facto Pantera tribute album, released 8 years after Pantera themselves released their last album, Reinventing The Steel.  Mind you, THC made no secret of their love for Pantera, and as fellow Texas metalheads it’s hardly a surprise.   As the band developed the material gets a bit looser and groovier, leaving Pantera not far behind but at least no longer being a verbatim copy anymore.

The point of all this is because on Monday night, April 30, I caught the band live at the Baltimore Soundstage, a small club in downtown Baltimore just north of the Inner Harbor.  Of the three opening acts, I caught the last one, Kobra & the Lotus, essentially a heavy hair metal band with a leather-clad female singer who looks like Britney Spears as a Motley Crue fan. 

With time and money in finite supply, we can’t see every show we want, and usually we end up seeing bands we’ve seen already because we know we’ll enjoy the show.  But every now and then we see a band we’ve never seen before, like this one.  [I say “we” but in fact I saw the show alone.]

I got there a bit early, and before sundown, so I took the liberty of parking on the street and walking around.  Although I’d been to a few shows at the Soundstage before, at those times I arrived just in time for the show, already dark, and wasn’t able to relax and look around.  I briefly cruised through Buns & Nubile in the power plant building, complete with huge smokestacks – no longer active – rising up through the store and up through the roof.  I had dinner at Chipotle (not much different there).  I walked around the pier, which is parallel to where the Pier Six Pavilion is to the east.  I recalled a date back in September 2006 with an annoying Filipino woman – right here at this exact place.  Then once all the random and restless nonsense was out of my system and I calculated that the last opening act was due to go on, I returned to the venue and checked in.

Before a band goes on to play, particularly a headliner, the venue plays songs on the PA specially chosen by the band the prep the audience for the upcoming musical festivities.  These aren’t random songs.  Before Clutch went on at Terminal 5 in NYC in December 2015, a few days after Lemmy had died, they played Motorhead songs in tribute to the fallen Hawkwind bassist.  See next entry…

Clutch.  Oh, this is funny.  I was wearing my Clutch hoodie to the show.  Clutch are from Germantown, Maryland, and with KIX long off the radar, are probably the premiere rock band from Maryland at this time.  THC put the Clutch song “Spacegrass” on the PA before they took the stage.  This is the song that starts off slow and includes lyrics about “Galaxie 5 0 0” and “Jesus on the dashboard” (often deliberately misheard as “Jesus on the dance floor”).  You would think a Baltimore, Maryland crowd would react to Clutch – and this being one of their most popular songs and most commonly played live despite set lists changing every night - but I was the only one in the audience wearing Clutch gear and the only one who recognized the song, prompting a high five from the security guy at the side of the stage – the only other Clutch fan in this place.  Anyhow.

Live.   Big Dad sings.  Nevada and Cord play guitar.  Drummer drums, bassist basses, and Big Dad belts out the tunes and tells us about weed in Texas.  All highly entertaining and worth enjoying at least once in a lifetime.